Junk Shop Discotheque

It's that time of year again and you're probably wondering what to buy me for Christmas. Well listen up, don't embarrass me with anything too expensive ok. Just get me Junk Shop Discotheque by Swansea popsters Helen Love. Not the digipack CD version - I already have that. I'm talking about the super 7" on pink vinyl.

And why not get a copy for yourself too? Go on, you deserve it. It'll help you forget about all this dreary weather. Just switch on your Dansette, close your eyes, and it'll be summer again, and we'll be dancing in the junk shop, punk rock, glam rock, discotheque. Which is how it should always be.